i wish i could go back to college

i wish i could go back to college
life was so simple back then
what would i give
to go back and live
in a dorm with a meal plan again
i wish i could go back to college
in college you know who you are
you sit in the quad
and think "oh my God, i am totally gonna go far"
how do i go back to college?
i don't know who i am anymore!
i wanna go back to my room
and find a message in dry erase pen on the door
oh i wish i could just drop a class
or get into a play
or change my major, or date the t.a.
i need an academic advisor to point the way!
oh we could be
sitting in the computer lab
4am before the final paper is due
cursing the world cause we didn't start sooner
but seeing the rest of the class there too
oh i wish i could go back to college!
how do i go back to college?
oh i wish i had taken more pictures
but!
if i were to go back to college
think what a loser i'd be...
i'd walk through the quad
and think "oh my God! these kids are so much younger than me."

thank you, avenue q, for my life's theme song.
i really do wish i could go back to college and live there forever.